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| Howie's Journal 20.10.2001 3.56am | |||||||
| Greetings from the road somewhere on I-77 ... 50 miles south of Charlotte. Our show tomorrow is in Columbus, OH - Damnit. Our brains have shut down, and we're working on something to tell you. Ok, well here's a stream of consciousness style recap. Tonight in Charleston, we did our last show with Jump, Little Children. No "Opener last-show-of-tour pranks" from these guys ... Which was surprising ... Even Edwin McCain mummified me with silly string in front of 800 people. We went to Waffle House last night. Waffle House is great, because everytime we go, it scares the shit out of us. Oh yeah, we went to Subway today. The sandwich artist recognized me immediately from the show the night before, and expressed this by saying "You wore that shirt last night". I was flattered. I had to explain to her, "I'm not really a rock star, but I did stay at a Holiday Inn Express last night". While we're on the subject of food... we just got dinner. Here's a typical listing of supplies for a late night feast in the tourbus: (1) pack way too salted pistachios, (2) cans sobe adrenaline rush, (1) bottle orange soda, (1) bottle Mt Dew, (2) cans Chef Boyardee beef ravioli, (1) variety pack of plastic silverware, (1) can opener, (1) pack of vienna cremes, (1) bag doritos, (1) bag of heat nuts, (1) bottle pepto bismol, (1) quart of 10W-30 motor oil, and (1) vanillaroma air freshener. Here's a Vachon recap... he says he doesn't have "much to say"...... by: howie thank god for complementary pillows. w.w.j.d.? get more complimentary pillows. its late. tonight was the last night with the jlc crew, sad occasion. occasions sounds like equation so here is one for u: hangin out + jlc = too much fun. tomorrow well actually today.....ohio. should be great. merchandise life is working out great, it is alot more fun than howie and jamie throwing axes at me. well thats all i guess, goodnight,goodmorning,see u soon. later on......... -vachon ouchie ouch ouch. it's pretty "dang" (only because we're in the south) late. i was ready for bed around 7:35 pm. now it's 4:40 am and we just crossed into north carolina. have you ever seen "texas chainsaw masacre, the next generation"?...............no, you say?.....well, i wish i hadn't either. although, it has provided endless laughs for the group. boy, those jokes about remote control powered robotic appendages just never seem to get old. apparently, howie got an email today saying that the new site looks like blue's clues. i can't agree, i don't like pretend dogs. howie is making fun of me because i type really slow. he says that on the "mavis beacon teaches typing scale", i would rate "hunt and peck". that's pretty reassuring. speaking of hunting, we watched the national beagle somethin-or-other championships on a local south carolina station this morning. i know, not very interesting, but when i dwell on happy thoughts, it takes my mind off of howie destroying my feelings of self worth because i only cut and pasted all my work in high school typing class. now, i will leave all of you alone to practice your typing, so howie won't make fun of you. p.s - we just realized that at least once every 2 months, someone brings up the fact that it would be really cool if the tour bus would just take off, like in E.T. love and heat nuts, jamie...................... (oh yeah, buy jump, little children's record "vertigo") |
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